June 9th, 202X

Kshhh this thing on
JK I know it is
Uhhh lessee here
Fuckinggg
This is CELLHEX-V1 reporting for duty
Recapping latest mission
Lets get one thing out of the way
Total fucking disaster
Lets get another thing out of the way there
It was not there
The
The thing
We keep calling it different things so Im electing to call it the Thing
Anyway the Thing was not there
But so much other shit was
Next time warn me before you send me and v4 into the hardest fight of our lives
We were clutching each other in the trenches and shit
.YEAH SERIOUSLY
Hop off my broadcast bro
.nah nah nah i want a word with hailey
.because that shit was crazy
.i fired a cannon blast through like 3 identical girls made of blood
.and they all just got back up like in unison and swung bats at me
Whaaaat
You didnt tell me that!
.yeah we were keeping score and i never ended up killing either of them
.i just blended them into a smoothie basically
Human instrumentality type shit
.no they were not on some shinji or rei shit
.it was like
.“Hi I’m Marcy!” “Hi I’m Marcy!” “Hi I’m Marcy!”
.TOY STORY 2
.that’s what i’m thinking of
LMAO
.like the buzz zoom-out shot. you know what i mean
Yeah absolutely
Okay but anyway
The Visitor you prepped us for. You said thatd be bad. You said thered be a lot of teleportation shit because theyre researching something called “starphire.” I got that much
But like
I lost count of how many people there were like they were dying so fast
.i gotchu
.it was 4096
Holy shit
Tell me youre not lying
.no yeah perfectly even
God damn
Thats some cosmological shit right there
Fate
.fate
My point here is that I was not prepared to fight 4096 people with V4
.okay it was insane but like
.also kind of awesome i wont lie
Well duh I love bloodshed
But at the same time a warning would have been nice
And then like they didnt even have the Thing
.nahhhh you forgot the name of the Spark
Fuck
.but yeah no Spark. and probably no bu
That meme’s like a year old let it die
Anyway
No Spark found, which means we’re either evenly matched or ahead of the game
Where to next
you’ve finished the Colosseum, yes? V1, your next destination is to head to Desnat. this one’s more of a stealth operation. V4, keep an eye on the Visitor and help out where you’re needed
.yes’m
God I knew you were gonna have been listening that whole time
For someone who fronts as being insane and chaotic you're really predictable
> ;-)